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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baby, you got somethin' on your nose πŸ’©
Sniffin' that cakeπŸ‘, did you feel the hole?

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 2 points 1 year ago

Nobody can take that feeling away from me!

[–] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?

[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That's what I say, because I'm the coked up personality.

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Mastodon - Show yourself

"Start a line.

Stars align.

Stars can fall and get you into trouble."

==== Is actually===

"Stars align

Stars align

Stars will fall and get you into trouble"

The Power of Love

CΓ©line Dion

The Witchers in the morning

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

When I first heard Foghat's "Slow Ride" I thought they were saying "Snow White / take it easy!" Which made a lot of sense to college me


this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business...

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It just takes some time.

Elephant!

A little bit of after rhyme

Elephant! Elephant!

It will be alright.

Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

Alright!

[–] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cheese Nacho Baby

My man has got no money, he's got his trombelese.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thirty thieves and the thunder chief

[–] Shadowq8@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Elden Ring OST, Godskin Apostles

Re-vent a grate! Aka we fade to grey

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT

ROCK THE CAT BOX

[–] echindod@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Lonely Starbucks lovers for the win.

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2+2 turbocharge.

GTO more power than God.

You're a dream machine.

You're a dream machine.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Help me ~~bowl of rice~~ Polarize

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

HUEVOS CON ACEITE

HUEVOS, CON ACEITE

HUEVOS CON ACEITE

Y LIMOOOOOOONNNN

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I've always heard "I wanna be sedated" as "I gotta pee so bad"

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