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[-] Fearlesspancake@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"programming has things called "threads" and things called "strings" and they somehow have fuck all to do with each other"

[-] reversed95@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No one say anything about master/slave

[-] twhite@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Oh you mean primary/secondary?

Down the rabbit hole we go!

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I think the fediverse is having a naming issue too. Most people don't realize Lemmy is basically just the forum days of old, but you can share your account everywhere. (yes the code is more complicated but the users don't need to know that)

[-] InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not even that. I’m getting serious Usenet vibes (from the early 90s, not the thing it has since devolved into). Even the decentralized paradigm with independent servers syncing with each other is conceptually similar (although I’d bet NNTP was a quite different protocol than what we’re using now).

[-] danwardvs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Chrome and Windows? What in the closed source development environment?

[-] Loki123@pathfinder.social 2 points 1 year ago

Where's the slaves?

[-] sillypuddy@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I get all of the associations, butt strings?

[-] demonsword@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

butt strings

the best strings

[-] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I always feel awkward saying hash cause the weed stuff

[-] abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That Apache (restaurant) server can be pretty dangerous if you make him mad.

[-] Distributed@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Lol, I deal with orphaned children at my job

[-] Eddyzh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Cool However dont make a red panda a Firefox please.

[-] cloudless@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Firefox is wrong. That’s red panda, not a fox.

[-] kurosawaa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the Chinese word for red panda is literally Firefox, 火狐, that's where the web browsers name comes from.

this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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