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Why was the computer late for work? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because it had a hard drive.

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[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 2 months ago

I love how this works on two levels:

  1. The drive to the workplace was hard.
  2. Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.
[-] y8h8do3a2vg5@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 months ago

Good thing it wasn't because of a conflict!

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Lucky it didn't have a solid state drive or it would've been fired due to no call no show.

[-] maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Sadly, no work from home for the com(p)uter.

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My company made working from home a really bad idea. Better to work locally, since home is a on slow network drive.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

This is a kid joke not a dad joke

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

With that kind of reaction, it's gonna be a floppy d**k right away.

spoiler"disk" you pervs

this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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