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[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago
[-] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Great piece.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Step away from the shower.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago
[-] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

If a man donates his sperm and a woman donates an egg, then a baby can be conceived without either bio-parent engaging in intercourse, through in vitro fertilization ("test tube baby"). If the donors remain virgins long enough (maybe they're ace or something), then their bio-child could lose their virginity before either of them do.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Assuming that's what OP meant, that would be a lot more clear.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I didn't think I needed to go that in depth ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] Someology@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but the way OP wrote the sentence, it reads like they're saying the children can make a baby before they themselves are born.

[-] db2@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

It's op's first time with the devil's lettuce

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After reading the title I'm convinced they might be blackout drunk

You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.

Here to help ๐Ÿ™‚

[-] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So this is how virgins reproduce

[-] CrunchyBoy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

[-] Bilbo_Haggins@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[-] Milky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I love the cognitive dissonance that this produces.

[-] Someology@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

This is an incredibly badly written sentence.

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