[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I was born here, but I was clearly an illegal immigrant in the south.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Hey, I like Beethoven...

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Am brown.

The south was intolerable, it's weird to see such naked racism in America.

But it's a fundamental part of their culture, it's why Obama was clearly a Muslim, because Christian means white to them.

I was born in New York, but the south was the only place where I wasn't an American to anyone there.

The problem is: most people never have to face the reality of the south, so it's easy to pretend it's just an exaggeration.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

More like dysgenics right now.

Tyranny of the recessive genes :(

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 41 points 8 hours ago

Yeah seriously, if there's a single thing we've learned from this whole election, is that the best thing for the left is to enforce absolute ideological purity!

We must not tolerate any unorthodoxy! Better to abstain than anything!

It's like you want to take this loss and make the lessons permanent...

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

I lived in the south, man, I lived in most of the country, but the South... I do not see any hope for redemption there whatsoever.

100 years after losing the civil war they still had Jim Crow and the KKK, Hitler himself wrote about them as an inspiration in Mein Kampf, lynched returning black GIs, and even today they do everything they can to stop black people from voting, or minimizing the effect, when they aren't just beating brown people for kicks. And they still consider themselves proud of their "Heritage":

Personally, it's us or them now.

Btw, the reason the south had a massive opioid epidemic? After the welfare reforms the 90s, they realized that meant white people welfare too, so they all applied for SSDI for "back pain" (came out of the SS budget which rich people didn't care about), which came with free opioid pills they could sell for more money.

Until we fix them, we're doomed as a country.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Dude, when I was a kid I moved from the midwest to the south.

It was like going from a decent, but backwards place, to living under the fucking Taliban.

I warned everyone to get out of the south while they could, but I know it's not always possible, I just hope most made it.

The South will NEVER forgive our unimaginable crime, we elected a BLACK MAN over them, that is an evil they can never get over, and they genuinely believe we did it just because we knew it was the thing they hated most.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

They're the ones who hate welfare spending, I'm just trying to help them follow their principles.

You should have to suffer the consequences of your beliefs, at least when you inflict them on others by force.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago

02x03 - A Head in the Polls, arooo!!!

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

"We stood up for our PRINCIPLES!!!"

-- screamed over the sound of brown people being exterminated

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

If the southern states are finally ejected, then whatever is left will be 10x stronger.

It was after reconstruction, when the south wasn't able to give all their votes to their favorite sons in the senate that we finally started to develop as a country with things like the intercontinental railroad.

Ejecting the south would lead to a new golden age for the US.

It's because of the infinite southern corruption hole that we put NASA in Alabama, where it basically collapsed into failure, and the superconducting-supercollider's 50B dollars were swallowed by Texas because they wouldn't let it be built in Illinois, then their contractors ate the rest of the money.

Russia should be against a balkanization, the South was the only thing holding the US back, without them we're unstoppable.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 57 points 11 hours ago

Need a balanced budget amendment.

I'm tired of all my money going to worthless red states where reading is considered unmasculine.

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I'm sure this won't end up just like the GOP immigrant caravans of ms-13 and disappear right after the election.

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I mean, sure, at this point why not?

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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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