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[-] potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 month ago
[-] prex@aussie.zone 52 points 1 month ago

It has the innocent eyes of a serial killer.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

“My species kills 500 of yours every year, human. This is only practice so that I may taste your flesh.”

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I understand that there are vast ethical issues of genetically modifying animals, especially when it comes to delaying growth and maturation. But Lord help me if I'd be able to turn down the opportunity to own a baby hippo that never grows up.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Here. In Canada this was aired on TV to encourage kids to question commercials: https://youtu.be/cvPwJQXzHm0

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

That’s great

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 1 month ago

Rare attack of a hippo where the victim survived.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

it is just practicing for killing 3000 humans per year

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago

This image is too cute please delete

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Just pretend it's an adult hippo

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

HOLY SHIT IT GOT PAUL BUNYAN

[-] loops@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago

Ah shit, that persons ded.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

I like hippos

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Ahhh a classic 🤌

[-] BlackJerseyGiant@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

How many times do we have to say it: Please stop naming your baby hippos, "Jeffery Dahmer".

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