For the record yes I would steal a car if the owners car didn't disappear
You mean make a copy of the car then.
Man I feel old. It was a reference to this anti-piracy ad:
I, for one, would download the shit outta a car.
I had a dream once that I could download a sandwich. I kept downloading different delicious sandwiches on Limewire until one of them gave me a virus.
That being said I would still definitely download a sandwich.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I play Assetto Corsa. I have downloaded 300GB worth of cars, and I'll do it again.
Then I'll steal a policeman's helmet and take a shit in it.
Those are the worst excuses. "Don't do that thing or we will ruin your life" like. That isn't a reason not to do something, you are just monsters.
Back in the day when the only copyright protection was scare tactics. Anyway looks like an ad for a software product, not actually anti-piracy propaganda. Nostalgic none the less. There was a time when all software was obtained through floppies. I sure was glad to see those go, damn things failed more often than they worked. I kept a big box of blank ones and copied everything off three times in case the first two failed.
I still use floppies. They may be gone, but people still use them.
And I thought I was a holdout, didn't remove the floppy drives from my home built desktop computers until like 2005.
Government still uses them in sensitive situations "for security" (and not having to beg for funding only to risk the upgrade failing and taking down some secret, billion-dollar operation) too.
That makes me want to pirate, jesus thats a huge price for a flippin floppy disk.
Their attempts to pretend software copying is anything serious was as hilarious in '93 as it is today.
Lmao the notion that you would pay so much more for the fine than the software is worth.
"It's a real bargain when you consider what some people pay" is a great slogan for asteroid insurance
"When you use illegally copied software, you're committing...DOS and Macintosh"
Don't dead, open inside-type vibes
I would fucking too download a car if I could get the godsdamned thing to work.
Policemen stopped wearing helmets around here decades ago. But I'd shit in one anyways
swapped the floppies...???
YOU WOULDN’T COPY A FLOPPY
Copy anyways and then downloads car
Downloads a fruit cup while at it
YES I WOULD
Meanwhile inside Microsoft: I'll just copy this Xerox GUI aannndddd .... Windows!
Lol, good ol' Gates Innovation™
Something that can't be stolen is not property. You can only copy a stream of bits not steal. You can also replicate it to infinity. A pound of gold is real property. You can definitely steal it and you can't replicate it.
Maybe it's like Diamonds. You can absolutely make diamonds in a lab without any bloodshed and people will be like "the blood is what makes it special". Maybe the "original" bits make it special?
"Buy my $80 course to learn how you can waste even more money!"
The ad makes more sense if you actually read it. They're talking about enterprise software being used for business where correct licensing and license fees is a VERY VERY BIG legal deal and those level of fines are not just scare tactics. And this was software meant for IT crews to maintain legal compliance and crack down on inter-office copy sharing.
Corporations got cash up the wazoo, they can and always should pay for their licenses. Employees (or managers) pirating shit is just a grift in the business world.
That was true until the early 00s when people were getting destroyed in court for mp3 sharing.
For those unfamiliar with this campaign - note the SPA logo with the "Don't copy that floppy" slogan in the middle of the page:
Ahh always nice to revisit my first dose of propaganda.
I would have downloaded a car if I could have.
no carmen sandiego no oregon trail
man its real interesting to see vintage stuff like this
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