I have another one:

Me: "How old are you?"

Her: shows two fingers

Me: "Yes, you are two..."

Her: "I'm a number!"

Translated:

"I need my pacifier!" no reaction from the adults because we want to use it less "... it was just a proposal."

That made us laugh because it was so unexpected to hear a two year old kid say this.

Funny for me or funny for him?

He rubbed a banana into his longhaired brothers head and found it hilarious. I was less amused, especially considering we we 20 min into a 3 hour drive to a relative's place for the weekend.

Also, who downvotes this ? If you don't like the community, block it and move on, seems quite on topic for this community