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Stuff I never thought I’d say as a parent Sunday (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 month ago by Servais@discuss.tchncs.de to c/parenting@lemmy.world
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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Take your damn dildo off of the TV.

That's not a joke, I had to actually say that to my teenager.

I'm too old for this shit lol

[-] soloner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wtf

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That's essentially what I was thinking.

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Don’t put your finger in the dog’s butthole, please.

[-] theinfamousj@parenti.sh 8 points 1 month ago

[Kid's name], stop exercising and get down here and eat some cake!

[-] Kaiyoto@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why is there cheese in the water table?

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