Dr Weird: "Gentleman......BEHOLD!!! I've turned myself into A HOUSE CAT!!!"
Steve: "Errmm.....heeey, cool......but why though?"
Dr Weird: "So I can get free belly rubs, Steve!!! Why do you think??? Have you seen the price of rent these days??? I got it made!!!"
My name is.....
Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”
Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”
Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”
Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.
Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”
Steve: Body twitching on the ground
“MY NAME IS…”
Kittyvision 3000
The picture quality is insane. The cat just pops out of the screen.
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