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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.

Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a professional drinker.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.

Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

[–] borrina@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

I’m a nanny! πŸ˜„

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

Professional click hero

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

[–] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 1 year ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Professional Factory Idle eSports

Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fucking-off Engineer.

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

either driver or student.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Dogsitter, probably, since I work from home and thus "sit" my own dog all the time

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