Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.
Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.
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Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.
Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.
Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain
Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am π
I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.
Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.
Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.
Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.
Tobacconist and Sommelier.
Iβm a nanny! π
Tracing shapes & cutting them out.
It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.
And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. π«
Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.
Professional click hero
Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.
I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?
I really hope everyoneβs answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.
You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.
Dad
Professional Factory Idle eSports
Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!
Fucking-off Engineer.
either driver or student.
Dogsitter, probably, since I work from home and thus "sit" my own dog all the time