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[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 131 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 35 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up

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[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

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[-] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones

With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face

When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

It’s not just you. Fixed it:

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago
[-] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Needs more simpler cubes similar to circle theorems.

[-] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 54 points 4 months ago

this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I worked with a lot of non-native English speakers and they love this stuff.

I don't understand why. I mean, I can assume.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago

If they're anything like me, they might be laughing simply because they get the pun.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Eh, as a native English speaker, I thought it was good. I have pretty low standards though, and I like other corny jokes like saying you're vegetarian because you only eat other vegetarians (e.g. cows).

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb

[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago
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[-] wafflez@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

Facebook is that you?

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 37 points 4 months ago
[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago

boomer humour? absolutely.
Peak? not even close.

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[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 32 points 4 months ago

How do you know if someone is a meat eater?

[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

when you see them eating meat, I hope this helps

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[-] adj16@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago
[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

They have hair in their teeth

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[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag

[-] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago
[-] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I don't think cows are special, even though they do contain important energy/data systems that can transfer to beliefs.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago
[-] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Not necessarily. It would be any (dead) living organism. I'm talking about sci-fi cooking.

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[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So controversial. Now imagine we're also laughing at the ridiculous position of the cat.

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