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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago

As much as we rag on koalas for being dumb as shit... they sure know how to relax

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Ignorance is bliss.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Brain smooth, stress just slide right off.

[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago
[-] Mango@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

AY YO BITCH! MY DICK HERE!

[-] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago

Chlamydia is a major threat to koala populations across Australia. This bacterial disease infects between 20% and 90% of individuals in koala populations.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

That's quite the range

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

wow, if you asked me i would have guessed between 0% and 100%, so I wouldn't be far off from the scientists as someone who knew nothing about it.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's what happens when you don't hunt and take whatever comes strolling along

[-] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago

Sorry Mr. Koala, but I ain't no hollaback girl.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago

That's koalas

Big K o a l a s

That's koalas!

Big K O A L A S!

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

That's not a dating strategy, that's a freaking totem spirit animal!

[-] leisesprecher@feddit.org 14 points 3 months ago

And he's looking so incredibly comfortable on his branch.

Being stupid, fluffy, permanently buzzed from your only source of food, and probably having chlamydia is the lifestyle we all should strive for.

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Hot boy summer 🤷

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 3 months ago

“Hey Shazza, wanna root?”

[-] MrButt@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 months ago

“U up?”

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Ain't nothin wrong with that!

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago

I've seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago
[-] Drusas@kbin.run 3 points 3 months ago

Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.

[-] boatsnhos615 4 points 3 months ago

Koala sex offender registry ftw

[-] Ilandar@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

We had some koalas living in our backyard at one of the houses I grew up in. Evenings were spent relaxing to screaming from the female and grunting from the male...

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 1 points 3 months ago

One video I saw some twenty years ago was so disturbing due to how clearly distraught the female was that I haven't been able to think of koalas the same ever since. Like, she might have developed koala PTSD, it was that brutal.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Just waiting for a mate.

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