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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 145 points 1 month ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 116 points 1 month ago

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 month ago
[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[-] zzx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 96 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

Band name. PINFS for short.

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 76 points 1 month ago

This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing

[-] BurnedDonut@ani.social 66 points 1 month ago

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[-] Frofidor@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago
[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only a month's progress lost this time.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

GRINDSET MINDSET ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

SIGMA LIGMA ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

So heartwarming ๐Ÿฅฒ

[-] ItzzMe@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)

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