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I am your Scrum Master! (files.catbox.moe)
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Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

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[–] IWriteDaCode@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line

[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 years ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.