I specifically wanna be pentaborane, because it has the rare honor of a perfect score on the fire safety diamond. Highly flammable, highly toxic, highly reactive, explodes on contact with air, explodes on contact with water, and lethal amounts can absorb through your skin (if it even gets that far). It was actually considered as a possible jet or rocket fuel in the 1950s and earned the nickname "Green Dragon" because it burns green. But the US government ended up rejecting it because even its exhaust is poisonous. It is in fact so dangerous that the government's supply of it sat in storage until 2000 because that's how long it took to invent a safe disposal method - a procedure whose actual scientific name is Dragon Slayer.

I'm probably an oxidizing agent.

Dangerous when wet..

Dangerous when wet 👀

I made this after accidentally triggering somebody's manic psychosis.

Harmful To Aquatic Life.

(I don't eat them but do order a lot of stuff online and am often covered in paint.)

Toxic gas. Might also be explosive.

It's just Safety Data Sheet now. Calling them Materials was dehumanizing.

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

I'm non-flammable non-toxic gas—I'm not dangerous, I just take up a lot of space.

Inert

You forgot

I'm the big X over in the corner

Infectious, irritant, oxidising agent, toxic gas source

Alternatively, the big X not to be confused with the dead bird site's new name

I'll take that dead smiling fish upper right.

Optical Radiation 🫣

Infectious substance, explosive, harmful irritant

Not illustrated here, but I like the one with the guy coughing his lungs out.

Yes, in the morning before coffee

I’m the Polish one.

I'm a compressed gas.

Gotta be one of the flammable types but how do I know which?