[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

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[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 year ago

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Sometimes when a Canadian feels sad, a friend will stab him, just to cheer him up.

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[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

JFC, you know Trump’s IT guy has seen some shit. Probably has a 1000 yard stare.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

Crap, you’re right.

Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

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We only have to convince people to hate one more car than they already despise.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago

This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

Bike not listed.

I’m invincible!

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

“You can’t trust me to behave like an adult in a room with just one other person, but you can trust me with the power of the state.”

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 year ago

The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.

[-] famousringo@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We’ll there was that time Kublai Khan tried to invade Japan with the largest amphibious assault in history (until D-day) and got absolutely wrecked by a typhoon.

Then tried again a few years later, with an even larger force, and got wrecked by another typhoon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan

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