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Looking for FULL stack developer (images2.imgbox.com)
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[–] ndotb@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

PREFERRED:

  • PhD in quantum cryptography
  • 3 years of janitorial services experience
  • Proof of current therapist
[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.

[–] spread@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. ~~please clap~~

[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, they're pushing it hard with this one

[–] gsfraley@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

No SVN. I'm in.

[–] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They're looking for a full-stacked developer

[–] addandsubtract@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎