this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Enjoy it, because your 40s will require sacrifices.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

but don't worry, because by that point you're getting really close to the end of your supply of fucks to give

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I’m going to need an ironic illustration

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Summoning pagan god of fertility?

If you can't find human friends or mates, don't you thing that's a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

He’s already doing better than my father. 😣

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ghosts no ghost

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hell, ol' horny goatman could building up the summoner's confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don't have to be exclusive!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Furries, Furries everywhere

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This looks strangely wholesome to me. So nice to see him have a friend

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh cool! That's where some of my friends said they would be sooner or later. I'll introduce you to them when I get there.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yay, Hell fwiends!

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago