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Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Couch, lube, a Barry White album.

[-] zigmus64@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gatorade

Pregnancy tests

Plan B

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Duct tape, Rope, newspaper

[-] Rustywhims@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Super hard mode: 2 items

Vaginal cream and a fly swatter

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago

Frozen pizza and canned pineapple

[-] UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

This is the best one so far 😂

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Frozen pizza
Baking sheets
Sliced pineapple

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[-] Shirasho 5 points 4 months ago

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

a turkey baster and bleach

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 months ago

Carrots Vegetable peeler Lube

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