Why does my TIVO think I want to record Swamp Loggers?

1. I am the only person in the entire country who knows and follows the rules for operating a vehicle.

This is a constant source of frustration for me. Im on the spectrum and even though my logical, intelligent side of the brain understands that rules are just words; the emotional part of my brain just screams "THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS" every time someone hits their hazard lights and just gets out of their car in the middle of a 35mph road.

2. Streaming services were better than cable for about 3 years somewhere between 2013 and 2019. Now there's too many, they're too expensive, and they shuffle their libraries around too much.

I wanna watch key and peele. oops its not on the comedy central app? who owns comedy central....hmmm....paramount? okay its on paramount plus...and its just a link that takes me to Amazon video? why? just play the show what is this

Time to make another Gmail account

Anyone remember Lyle and Dexter Manning from the Machinima series "Sanity not Included?"