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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

When I was about 11 or 12, my class had a PE lesson, only to find Jess Taylor and Luke Jones, (who were in lower sixth, about 16 or 17) naked and kissing in the equipment cupboard.

Literally no one who was at the school at the time does not know this. Those of us fairly near the front got an eyeful of Jess and Luke trying to put their clothes on as fast as possible. Jess was certainly an impressive and memorable sight, but Luke was as you might expect he would be under the circumstances, which was, from our perspective, of epic proportions. As they finished pushing through the crowd one of the boys in my class called out "respect the dong!" and it broke the shocked silence and we all lost it laughing. Someone else called out "respect the rack!" which brought more laughing and some cheers.

For a while my year group (mainly the boys) called out "respect the rack" or "respect the dong" at play times if they were spotted, but Jess clearly didn't like it so we stopped and left her alone. Luke, though, always took it with good humour, so for the next year and a half until he left the school, we said it to him whenever we saw him at break, but in the corridor where teachers might overhear, we just said "respect". He would always agree and say "respect" and he gradually turned from being a joke hero into someone we really thought was a great guy for having a sense of humour about it all and engaging with us as if we weren't the idiotic easily amused and insensitive little brats that I later realised we clearly were.

We found the phrase "How big was it on a scale of 1 to Luke Jones?" endlessly amusing in almost any context, like "look at this spider!" "how big is it on a scale of tiny flea to Luke Jones?" or "I was walking home and this massive lorry passed me and the pressure wave nearly blew me over." "How big was it on a scale of Ford Fiesta to Luke Jones?" "Oh, Luke Jones, definitely Luke Jones" "Respect the dong!" "Always respect the dong."

[-] B312@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My friend used to be cool with this one girl, but he apparently sent something stupid which pissed her off and made her despise him. She decides that it would be funny to lie about being raped by him. Half the grade believes her and my friend’s social life is absolutely shattered.

It’s been a few years since it has happened but people still mention it in jokes and shit, which he thinks are funny, so at least something good came out of it. As for the girl she hasn’t really received any repercussions for her actions.

[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
  • the urinal shitter (exactly what it sounds like, he was never caught)
  • a notable/well-liked student athlete was suffering from depression and sadly took his own life
  • the cool young teacher ended up being a pedo and his victim was a 15 y/o girl he was tutoring
  • someone called in violent threats to interfere with notable school events (sports games, tests, etc.); this happened multiple times and then we never heard about it again, nobody in my circle ever heard anything about who it was
[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Diane Zamora.

Basically HS couple, psycho girlfriend forces cheating boyfriend to lure girl out so they can end her.

I went to a really small middle school/high school (this was a charter school that had grades 6-12), and everyone in my grade was pretty tight-knit. When we were 17, one of my buddies had been at a house party with her older 23-year-old boyfriend on a Saturday night. Now, we all knew this guy was a POS, and we were always telling her to dump his ass. But anyways, at some point, my friend decided she wanted to leave the party and go back home, but her boyfriend didn't want to go. They apparently argued about it, and she ended up leaving the party by herself and started walking. She called her mom to let her know where she was and ask her to come pick her up, when all of the sudden, my friend was abruptly cut off. Her boyfriend had angrily gotten in his car and made a beeline straight for her. Ran her over and killed her while she was talking to her mom. He apparently asked someone nearby to help him load her in the back of his car, and he drove her body to his home and brought her inside. Some witnesses had followed him home and called the cops. They arrested him on the spot.

The other thing happened when we were 14/15 - same school. There was this badass algebra teacher/baseball coach that we all loved. He had been going over to this girl's house to "tutor" her for close to a year, but one day her mom found a sext from him on her daughter's phone. Come to find out, he had been raping her just about the whole time, but also they like basically had a full-fledged relationship. This girl's mom was one of the admins at our school, and like I had mentioned, it was a really small school, so the staff were something like a family. There was constantly outings and events with all of the staff and their families, so the two of them were able to spend time a lot of time together without raising eyebrows. The girl was 13 at the time, and the teacher was in his late 30s. He got sentenced to 15 years in jail.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Two girls had beef the first year the school opened. Don't know if they were fighting over some guy or what, but one cited the other at a bridge downtown. When the other girl got there there was a huge fight, so one girl pulled out a knife and stabbed her in the neck. The victim survived and the other went to jail and we never saw either of them again.

[-] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A 7yo girl peed on herself, after that incident we have put a weird nickname to her.

But there was also the other kid around 7 - 8 yo, who poop on himself, anyway these two was the incidents back then.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

How old are you ?

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Peepants and Shitbritches

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