Worlds longest water slide. That's how gravity works right?
Hey yโall wanna go float The River this month?
Which one?
All of them.
How longโs that gonna take?
This month.
South is down, so yeah!
Yeah but only if you do it in the winter unfortunately
Average billionaire be like
Ocean front property in Saskatchewan and Manitoba.
Landlords: ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Saskatchewanians will only allow this if we're allowed to directly pump oil into it ๐๐๐
Ah for just one time, I would take the Northwest passage to the sea.
Westward from the Potomac, t'is there t'was said to lie The sea route to the orient for which so many died
God I love his songs.
Goddamn them all! I was told
We'd sail the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears!
Now I'm a broken man in a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's privateers
It's been six years since we sailed away, and I just made Halifax yesterday! God damn them all!
Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.
Cant find a Northwest Passage? Make one!
One could make the case that the loss of West Virginia is a benefit in itself.
There is some fine white water rafting there though. I don't know what else, it's the only reason I've ever gone there. Nice curvy backroads too.
Sounds like you should speak with Robert Evans (not the director, the journalist) of Behind the Bastards, he wants to nuke the great lakes, so may as well tie your plan into his.
I miss the bagel throwing days
Today's episode had the happiest of endings.
I usually wait till he's finished a topic before binging the whole topic. Was it only a 2 parter?
It ended up being a filler episode.
One pump one cream
I mean come one, who has been hurt by a Nuke or two ..... I think we can do it.
Nestle vibes...
I bet there is oil in the Arctic, and OP is actually the US government. This is our future sheeple!!! Wake up!!!
I mean, there is oil in Alaska. Lots of it.
Shoot, one of Alaska's biggest northern settlements, if not the biggest, is an oil work camp. Look up Deadhorse / Prudhoe Bay. The road up there is totally worth taking if you're into birdwatching or really rugged roughing it.
Could use that spinlaunch thing to skip a fucking massive flat stone across America
We need to make the northwest passage we have the northwest passage at home this post is northwest passage at home
The Ohio & Erie Canal will rise again!
I have only one question: can I join? Iโll bring my own shovel!
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Isn't there such a canal in Russia? Connecting the baltic sea with... erhm.. ice.
