It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"

Sounds like a character in Star Wars.

Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance

Sounds like a star wars character.

God who looks at the mirror and sees that and still thinks "Yeah I can talk to women."

I'm homely, but god damn.

“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

That's 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄

He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.

Whatever drug he was dealing should be called 'he who first smelt it'.

Look I'll name my kotor characters what I want and you can't do anything about it

Vanished like a fart in the wind

I wish his name was Richard...

whoever smelt it, dealt it.