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'I married the River Avon - it has changed my life'
(www.bbc.com)
During the honeymoon she'll have to go to Straddle-Upon-Avon
Bravo!
Ok, but Wye?
If this was made into a film, would it be called Se7ern?
That was terrible, and I’m having Nene of it.
Ah come on, have you no Mersey?
Sigh. I’ve heard it Alde now.
The real tragedy here is that last name. Oof.
At least now she can change her surname and become the Avon Lady.
Her hubby's a bit wet, tho'.
He may be, but he is one of the few husbands who is guaranteed to get their wives moist.
As the Avon's missus I assume she'll now start telling people to stop saying "River Avon" as it's a tautology.
Perhaps they don't know. I didn't until your post.
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