Assistant to the regional manager. Let's keep it believable.
I've legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I'm the kiss of death.
Could you please start a job at Nestle, Microsoft, BP, Raytheon? Either would be fine, but you need to weaponize your god level incompetence for a good cause.
Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it's not because I never got my golden parachute.
Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.
Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!
Only past a certain age, though lol. I was definitely a Toys R Us kid, so I'm pretty sure I'm out of luck.
They still exist in the malls of Asia
