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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 80 points 1 year ago

Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago

Can't kill kids if there aren't any kids left to kill.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Such forward-thinking

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

The school shooting to end all school shootings

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."

That was my first thought too

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

one last hurrah

[-] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 74 points 1 year ago

Crazy to think that he could have decided to stop school shootings this whole time and only decided to do it now. 😔

[-] c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 year ago

It just wasn't the right time. Now we've had enogih of them and he righfully decided it's time to end school shootings.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Fuck, now everyone's going to do it more just to spite him

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

They were overloaded with thoughts, but the prayers were lagging.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection

[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Butterfly as in the the living thing (is it an insect?) Or as in the knife

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Both, he's gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives...he's gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Won't anyone think of the butterflies?

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You totally misread it. It's about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.

[-] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Hard to say which has done more damage, really

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

He's finally had enough. It's time.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

Stop the count! We finally know the answer to "How many shootings is enough?"

[-] The_Wolf_of_Walmart@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Wow, hot take.

[-] Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?

You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake

[-] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)

[-] kryostar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

And school shootings still exist. I'm disappointed. What was he doing these 5 years?

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Is there anything he can't do? What an inspiration!

[-] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well there goes tomorrow's plans...

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?

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