No thank you. Being assigned a random romantic partner could be a burden. I'd rather stay alone.

At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.

What a horrible response. Wtf is wrong with that party.

The wall will wear down eventually. I think.

Oh god. She's doing all caps with a script typeface. Unforgivable.

Oh no! People riding in buses!?

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Awww. Things didn't work out? 😢

I just tried to get through the original list and I have forgotten a lot more than I was expecting.

All the ads in Robocop and Starship Troopers really

Their defense will be "I was being sarcastic!" "It was just a joke!" Every time.

If she doesn't represent Trump, then Trump should tell her to take it down. He won't though.

I was looking forward to what he was going to say about why he blocked the border bill. As expected, he chose to immediately talk about something else.