I think we may need to start tallying a killcount for Mr. True
yea. he's a menace
Everett straight up commits voluntary manslaughter
Who's gonna stop him? Not me.
Holding a guy underwater isn't just straight up murder?
Murder is a homicide with malice aforethought. He had no thought except a nice day swimming.
I would use a crime of passion defense.
Not unless you can prove intent to kill.
Who is the weird calf grabber? Why is he grabbing calves?
I like to imagine this was a very relatable experience back in 1917
It's a very relatable experience if you were a kid.
Source: grew up near a swimming spot
Yeah!
those millennial kids were always doing that
Yeah, I can't help but remember being pushed very hard into a pool as a prank and that feeling of panic. Or, if you have ever been swimming in a lake or pond and felt something brush your leg, there's a primal flee/fight. Everett is a big boned dude and can't move away quickly. He couldn't help it that the dude slipped under his gunboats for feet.
Whoops!
Exactly.
A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.
