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But my WiFi is just fine! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Tbird83ii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 141 points 1 year ago

What's the criteria?

Speed and reliability? Snakeboi.

Ability to move around unimpeded and/or taking a dump while being on Lemmy? $350 router with spikes.

And if prison rules, I'm going router with spikes...

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Idk... I've got some pretty long snakey bois

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

SAME...ladies?

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 105 points 1 year ago

I handle a lot of internal support for a dev outfit.

"My shit's slow."

"That's because you're on wireless at your house. Not my problem, but I'll try to help. Can you hardwire it?"

"That would be IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Suffer."

[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

I used to work on a tech support hotline for a ISP 10 years ago and that was the usual thing.

  • My shit's slow
  • Ok, I see you've got perfect parameters for your ADSL, I just logged into your router, trying out download... and upload... It works exactly as it should, so maybe your WiFi? Could you connect a wire?
  • Plz come fix asap, TECHNICIAN VISIT WHEN??!!

If the WiFi sucked on router provided as part of the service then sure, I could send a technician, but usually the router only had one ethernet port.

[-] alienzx@feddit.nl 73 points 1 year ago

Have that router. Snakey boy wins.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

You must have forgotten to sharpen the spikes 😹

[-] eating3645@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

How do you find it? Do you manage the scary spikes?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

If you flip it upside down it’s a Halloween spider decoration.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 56 points 1 year ago

Cables are fine until that stupid clip breaks off and every nudge unplugs the fucking cable ever so slightly that it doesn't work but you can't see it.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get a crimp tool and a 50-pack of connectors. If one breaks, it takes all of 60 seconds to re-crimp the end and you’ll only lose about an inch of cable length.

I re-cabled my entire apartment when I first moved in. Best decision I ever made. I just used the existing Cat5 lines to pull my Cat6a instead. Apartment got a free upgrade to Cat6a (which they never even knew about, because I wasn’t going to lose a deposit over something stupid like “unapproved upgrades”) and I got my tasty gigabit.

I was trying to download Red Dead Redemption 2. It was like 120GB, and was going to take hours at 10Mbps on the existing Cat5. I quickly said “fuck that, I can run new lines in 45 minutes and have the download done in 20 minutes with gigabit.” Sure enough, about an hour later, I was playing my game.

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[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I have a collection of 3d prints on thingiverse that reattach that part. Highly recommend.

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This is why Pro level is to terminate all of your permanent cabling with punch down jacks and patch panels, then use throw-away patch cables from jacks to devices.

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[-] mlg@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

The sheer amount of engineering, FCC regulations, and wizardry that goes into making 802.11 fast is insane. It feels weird seeing so much data get shoved through radio waves which are still subject to only one transmission at a time which is why we have stuff like CSMA/CA and MIMO

Still no match for good ol ethernet though lol

[-] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Just the sorcery that makes wifi a thing is amazing itself.

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[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Image Transcription:

An image titled "who would win?"

On the left side is an image of an Asus RT-AC5300 Tri-Band Wireless Gigabit Router, a square, black router with a red line around the side near the upper edge, and 8 antennas coming up from the bottom. The text beneath the image reads "A $350 router with scary spikes"

On the right side is a blue Cat6 ethernet cable. The text beneath this image reads "A $3 snakey boi"

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[-] Rambi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

An important note is it has an epic gaming aesthetic which makes it faster

[-] quantumbadger@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

If it's permanent, just run a cable to it

[-] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago

I tend to encounter a cable's greates enemy: Walls in a rented appartment you can't just drill through

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[-] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

True story:

*Grabs Cat2 cable out of lab storage and hooks everything up to it*

"Why is everything so slow?"

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[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

My favourite thing is to hear people talk about having 'great WiFi' as if that is an internet connection.

[-] Soggytoast@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I used to work for spectrum. I'd say around 60% of people legit do not know the difference between wifi and Internet. No wifi means no Internet, to them. Makes some trouble shooting harder

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[-] FordPrefect@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago

Them: "The WiFi is down."
Me: '... No, I still see the TV & the laptop & Pi, on the network.'
Them: "I can't connect to Flipboard."
Me: 'Ohhh, the internet is down. It's probably at the cable modem. Wait a moment for it to failover to wireless, then try again.'
Them: "Yep, now the WiFi is back."

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[-] rigamarole@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

And you want to explain the difference, then decide it's not worth the effort.

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[-] teuniac_@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

Obligatory warning AVOID CCA CABLES! They can be a hazard!

Go for copper. More on this issue:

https://www.truecable.com/blogs/cable-academy/cca-vs-solid-copper#page_comments=1

[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Ok, that was an interesting read. Learning is fun y'all

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[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 32 points 1 year ago

The cheapest way to get cables is to know somebody who crimps it themselves, but for the majority of people probably buy from shitty places like walmart for a 1,000% upcharge.

[-] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

just a heads up for anyone deciding to make their own cables, make sure you buy pass through rj45 ends or it becomes substantially more annoying to make a successful crimp. with pass through you can prep your cable and it doesn't matter how long you make the strands you're working with because you cut the excess off, with non-pass through you have to cut them to a specific size and if it's too long when they bottom out, your conductors will stick out making your crimp weaker inviting poor connection issues later in the cable's life.

thank you for tuning in for this controls tech tip

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I like the ones that have a separate little sleeve with a pass though. You put the wires through it, clip them, then insert it as a unit into the connector.

Like these.

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[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 30 points 1 year ago

Well until you have to guide that snaky boy through the whole apartment and through door frames.

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 20 points 1 year ago

If you connect both ends of that snakey boi into the router then you’ll find out who wins real quick

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 26 points 1 year ago

Depends, am i routing data or cosplaying the lich king?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Fucking millennials. Learn to multitask.

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[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 24 points 1 year ago

If your TV vendor decides to only put 100Mb cards in their TV then unfortunately spikey boy wins and you lose unless you're willing to downrez your AV catalog.

[-] Koffiato@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Venn diagram of people who understand this specific technicality and people who don't want to deal with the shitty TV software is almost a circle though.

I'd rather get a Android box at the very least.., or just HTPC.

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[-] DavidGA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

What the hell are you watching that has a bitrate of >100Mb? Because unless you have a 16K television I suspect the answer is nothing.

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[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

They do that shit on purpose. Use a shield or an htpc. Only input your TV should be getting is HDMI.

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[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Latency is the name of the game if you're gaming. Copper will always give you the fastest ping times compared to the fastest wifi you can buy.

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[-] Wilshire@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But can snakey boi summon daedra?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Depends on the challenge. Snakey boiy loses if the challenge is to move around the house and go into the backyard.

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[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago

We ran snakey boys throughout the house using command hooks on the ceiling when my wife and I had to go WFH 3 years ago.

The temporary fix is still going strong. At this point, the place would look weird without hastily strung up CAT5 all over the place.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Why is this my top post? What joke am I missing? So confused.

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

The joke is that you have to spend $350+ on a router if you want a lot of bandwidth to spare for all your devices -- and more importantly -- a strong, reliable connection (especially if you live in an area with a lot of competing WiFi traffic, like an apartment building). Or you could just buy a $3 ethernet cable and get the same thing.

Happened to me. The cheap $100 routers kept dropping the signal, so I blew $400 on a fancy gaming router with custom firmware support. Problem solved. That said, if it weren't for the fact that smartphones exist (and the fact that I have a girlfriend with a laptop), I wouldn't bother with WiFi at all. I miss the 2000s, when all you needed was a 10Mbps switch, and WiFi was something you only got if you wanted to brag to your friends that you can browse the internet in your backyard..

[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

$400 on a fancy gaming router with custom firmware support

I think I need to bold this up. Custom firmware support, especially OpenWRYT, means that your router will live for years to come.

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[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

What's the speed? Do you have a shitty 10mbps connection like my parents? Then WiFi, because you're easily saturating that line either way.

Do you have gigabit? Then Ethernet, but then again getting like 600mbps wirelessly is good enough.

Biggest thing is having GOOD coverage. My house has multiple access points so that my connection is great everywhere. People with a shitty ISP router shoved in the cupboard in their basement make no sense lol.

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