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[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years...

[-] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

git grounded

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio -2 points 2 months ago

All I'll say is that I'm glad that I'm neither your child, nor a member of your software development team..

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

I don't get it, why make it personal?

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Oh I'm sorry man, I didn't know. Thank you for your service.

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You're telling me no -f's were given?

[-] mods_mum@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

jeez, you must be fun to be around. I'd say it's the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.

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