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[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

Programmers aren’t necessarily engineers tho, software engineers are, but not all programmers are software engineers. Even then, lots of people are trained as SEs and then just end up programmers.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

"Software engineers aren't real engineers because they don't work on physical engines."

-An absolute dumbass telling me this to my face years ago while literally designing a software solution for (hardware) engineers on a manufacturing line

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 18 points 1 year ago

Nah. Software engineers aren't real engineers because they aren't liable for their poor design decisions.

[-] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

As a software engineer I'll never kill anyone with a bad practice or mistake. You right my G. You right.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Never say never. AI is generating code from your code.

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Programmer just writes code.

Software engineer designs the system that is to be coded.

It’s like the difference between an architect and a construction worker.

Edit: or maybe structural engineer and construction worker would be better. Architect may be more like a UX designer.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Speaking of which, systems architect is something else a programmer can be.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

My work says I'm a, "security architect II". I believe he physical world manifestation of that would be... the guy that plans where the security guards should stand? Actually, I'm "II" so I'm probably more like the guy who gets escalated to when the guys that do do that need help 🤷

Calling yourself "engineer" impresses more people and gets you higher wages.

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Programming is just one part of the whole process of creating software. There's more than just writing code. There's also planning, design, architecture, testing, deployment, maintenance, etc. All that is engineering. Unsurprisingly, people with software engineering training tend to have a more complete idea as to what goes into it all.

[-] Bye@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Let’s say I’m a carpenter, and occasionally I open up a cad program and draw up a wrench or lathe chuck and have it cut out of sheet steel. Yes, I did some engineering but I’m not really an engineer.

Likewise let’s say I’m an artist. Maybe I write code now and then to program my automatic paint mixer or whatever.

Code to build something: engineer

Code to use something: programmer

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

To me, if you wrote/maintain/design a scaled system with uptime and latency requirements, that's a software engineer.

If you're laying out buttons and implementing business logic, you're a programmer. (This was me).

[-] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The title of Engineer is heavily protected in some countries. You'd get the title of Developer or Analyst or something along those lines.

[-] korbel@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile ddg search suggestions:

  • Programmers are also human
  • Programmers are wizards
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Programmers are wizards

Yes. Thanks for noticing, DDG.

[-] afox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Puts on my robe and wizard's hat.

[-] willya@lemmyf.uk 3 points 1 year ago

I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 30 points 1 year ago

easily scared

Patrick:
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[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

... tired of being stereotyped

[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I like to call myself a software aviator since were just making stuff up

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

... but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

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