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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They said incredibly stupid words.

Some words should stay censored.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

[–] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ugh, I hate that. I also seem to be surrounded by old-looking people who are exactly my age! It's like someone flipped a switch the moment I turned 40 roughly 10 months ago 😂

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

[–] Mambert@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

[–] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was born at second zero!

[–] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Oh, shit, that means you're the second coming of Christ.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

By Albert Hofmann while riding a bicycle.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 years ago

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Wassup, my Unix time bro

[–] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

[–] doctorn@r.nf 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)