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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

They said incredibly stupid words.

Some words should stay censored.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

[-] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ugh, I hate that. I also seem to be surrounded by old-looking people who are exactly my age! It's like someone flipped a switch the moment I turned 40 roughly 10 months ago 😂

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

[-] Mambert@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

[-] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

I was born at second zero!

[-] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, shit, that means you're the second coming of Christ.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

By Albert Hofmann while riding a bicycle.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

[-] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 19 points 1 year ago

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 year ago

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Wassup, my Unix time bro

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

[-] doctorn@r.nf 6 points 1 year ago

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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