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[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

Halloween, in January?

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

The savings are bottomless.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

The sale is endless.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He fell for the oldest trick in the book.

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Ah, I didn't enjoy that fall. I think I'll go for the premium fall next time.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Next time: Ball-Mart

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Well, I certainly wouldn't pay money for that! ...Is it on-sale?

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

perfect joke, no notes

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

So, what's the business model here exactly? We've got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.

Actually yeah, seems doable.

[-] cavveman@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

Didn't you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.

[-] we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

The soda machine is still $1. This both supports the operation and lures the unaware.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

then Walmart has no doors

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You're thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

A walton butthole.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

how do they put the carts back

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"guys, did that flower just talk..?"

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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