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concussy rule (lemmy.one)

submitted 1 year ago by Lemongrab@lemmy.one to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Instead of X say Y

| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.

I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.

My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.

I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.

My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.

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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I gotta figure out how to verbally do a ™...

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

tee em

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Have a Ｔ tattooed on your right palm and an Ｍ on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago

Best solution right here

[-] mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

The brilliant thing is that even "I'm in my concussion era" is an absolutely ridiculous sentence and yet still goes on the left hand side

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Frfr

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 1 year ago

Before I speak to anyone I just let them know that I have the big dumb.

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