Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
Relationship advice: that's a red flag.
Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
“And they were roomates”
They saw the article before you did
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💩 😌
🫥🔪😢
Damn! They weren't lying.
I'm their roommate and I can confirm this
Were you killed before or after the soiling?
Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
Oh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.
God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
I have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder
You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
I didn't have any before the incident
So there was an incident?
...anymore.
