Who in Gregg's in the UK would write math like a yank? It's maths.
The same kind of person who doesn't know about apostrophes.
Maffs
Possibly the same mentality of people who try and plead the fifth amendment over here when they get arrested by “cops”.
Yea, I call bullshit
Printer ink ain’t cheap, you kno
Are overseas uni students allowed to work? That might be it. I never looked at UK visas to know the rules on that one.
Any other member of staff or the public would have corrected it with a marker pen in a second.
The Yankee doodle spelling is a dead give away.
I enjoyed the joke but disliked the spelling. I think I am experiencing "ambivalence".
We don’t pay our staff well, so they’ve been at the cash drawer and despite 27 CCTV cameras, we can figure out who it is.
Card only
“Math”? When did Greggs make it to the States?
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
