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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

slashing the size of pints boost sales in an unexpected way

Oh is it unexpected is it? Unexpected that selling people less quantity per unit would increase sales as people would probably still want the same quantity?

This is weirdly pro business from the mirror

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 24 points 1 month ago

The unexpected way is that while it decreased sales of beer it increased sales of wine.

[-] tabris@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

So the people who didn't like the idea of short pints asked if they were messing with the serving size of wine, and when told no, they went with that. Everyone else just consumed the same amount as they would've, more or less.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Probably as they were charging the same price as a pint, perhaps an exaggerating, but I suspect two halves wouldn't be the same price as a pint was last week. Nobody likes to be ripped off.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 38 points 1 month ago

Well that's illegal, and I can literally point to the letter of the law:

Some goods must be sold in fixed sizes known as ‘specified quantities’.

Draught beer and cider: Third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They were serving 2/3, so it's fully legal. Also they're actually urging the govt to reduce sizes, not the pub owners directly.

Granted, it would be nice if we had had more than a screenshot to go off on

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Surely a fine publication such as the Mirror wouldn't publish a misleading headline?

[-] sazey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh come on now, next you're going to tell me Daily Star is not a shining beacon of journalistic integrity!

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

A poor-man's Sunday Sport

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 21 points 1 month ago

If they still want to call it a pint, they could go to the American definition (473ml, as opposed to 568ml). Beyond that, they could go to the New South Wales schooner (¾ of a pint, or 425ml). Or, you know, go metric and serve beer in decilitres as on the continent (400ml or 500ml is a reasonable size for a beer), though that may be politically impossible in the post-Brexit environment.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I get my beer in centilitres.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Has long as you don't go full German and get them in liter, whatever floats your boat.

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I do hope this isn't a road to the term 'pint' just becoming a generic name rather than actually holding meaning. I remember when a 99 referred to the price!

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

The number 99 meant royalty in Belgium, where flakes came from. Nothing to do with price

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did not know that, very interesting! Wonder if there's something similar for the UK.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Lion and Unicorn? Probably? The actual crown itself has a fancy form of copyright on it where you cannot really use it on anything except for historical stuff or tacky memorabilia celebrating the likes of a coronation, jubilee, birth, death, etc

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The british pound once referred to the value of a "pound" of silver at the time. Though the meaning of even that measurement of weight has likely changed

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

A very good point, I'm just bitter about the cost of a 99!

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

I prefer a schooner over a pint any day. Larger than a pot. Just right.

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Two thirds of a pint please, so that's two thirds of the cost of a pint yeah? So cheaper right? Right???

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

You mean a quarter litre, right, American?

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

You mean one fourth. They don’t use quarters, too French.

About 3 and one eighth cups or something.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

We do use quarters just mostly for time increments

[-] foo@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone that likes schooners are wankers.

Look I'll accept 500ml in Europe as it's metric and metric and better. (Also sometimes you can get 1l)

But a pint is just right. Fuck everything else. I want a pint and I'm willing to riot about it. Fuck you, you cunts. It's been pints since time immemorial and as a good fucking Brit I'll kick off about this. If we give up on pints might as well just sink the whole fucking country, I'm not going to be the generation that fucks up the future for the future generations.

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Australia can be HOT. That's why large serves aren't popular. They go warm.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Not if you don't fuck about.

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Nobody can beat the sun. Nobody.

We can all start fast, but there comes a time, where your beer WILL go warm.

Hence smaller serves in hot climates. Air con has negated the need so much, but, the culture still remains.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nobody can beat the sun. Nobody.

Get a middy or a half pint.

Your beer WILL go warm in a schooner.

[-] nroth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They don't sound like much fun!

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Imagine the sales if it came in shot glasses. I am very smart.

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

I don't mind a schooner, but hell am I paying full pint prices for 2/3 of a pint. I'd be pissed off rather than pissed drunk.

[-] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ooh, can't wait to pay £7 for a bit of a pint!

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