Mr Floof is 1 year old today. He loved the tuna cake, not a fan of the singing.

Some of us need an early night tonight.

Sorted!!!

Oh thank fuck.

Sweet potato with my world famous chilli and some sour cream and chive

If anybody's ever thought I'm giving the McPeake people a hard time and shouldn't call them incompetent reject tradies:

That wood at the bottom had rotted out, so he came to 'fix' it by putting a triangular piece of wood there. He put a fucking nail through the window.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS HERE! HE CAME AND "FIXED" THE WINDOW WITHOUT TELLING ME!! THEN HE RAN AWAY AFTER BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!! (I have it on camera, it was 100% without a doubt him!)

A perfect day to sit at a cafe

LPT: Do not add 2tbps of "Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity" to a single fajita. My anus is currently trying to leave me to be with a better person.

I've run out of the medication I need to function and it was the last repeat.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Have tried ringing the private hospital where my doctor works from but they can only send him a message.

Fuck.

Who has washing to do and is still procrastinating?

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Love a manufacturing process video on YouTube sometimes.

Just watched one where the "QC PASSED" sticker went on the appliance before it was even fully assembled. Gotta love it.

Happy Equinox everybody! Actually was yesterday, but who's counting.

I’m making friends with the maggies that come here, letting them see my face and dropping a few little treats.

Sometimes I throw a few pieces of high quality dry cat food (nutritionally complete, high protein and grain free). I had some dried mealworms but unsure where they are. Today I threw some small whole dried fish.

I don’t give bread or mince, being aware of calcium deficiencies or food getting stuck on beaks. And I don’t give it frequently or in excessive quantities

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I'm not a fan for how early the sun is coming up lately.

Been ages since I had alcohol, and I can feel every cell of my body hates me.

Okay. I’m up. I even have coffee on the go.

Jesus motherfuck

I'm in dark mood tonight. Life lately seems to be all about money and worrying about and trying to hang on to it. And part of me thinks it really doesn't seem worth it.

Is it possibly to surgically remove the neighbours?

Four hours and counting of their bullshit

I know it's very Melbourne-centric of me, but Grand Final week just isn't the same with two interstate teams. Even if we call them South Melbourne and Fitzroy.

Urgh mouth tastes like stale gin...

If anyone wants weed meet you in the maccas carpark at 10pm. Usual rate is $240 but today it's -$240 an oz I'll also throw in some Callistemon that fell down in the recent windy.

Dragging that fucker that fell over the neighbours' fence required patience.

You're also welcome to the upside down bucket.

Last picture of the lonny dog beach fence :( That's all that's left was a good 500m back in the day it's about 4m now last few weeks was the nail in the coffin. God speed fence you didn't really serve a purpose but you existed.

Who wants what from aldi? Leaving in 15m so be quick
Edit: orders closed

There are, for me, 4 types of playing guitar:

1. I want to try to write and record something
2. I want to try some new ideas
3. I'm just fucking around
4. I need to create the sonic equivalent of smashing my head against a brick wall until the wall breaks.

Tonight was number 4. And it also generally lines up with "I need to get some shit out of my system".