They do not

Sitting under a plane tree on the river bank, watching boats chug past.

Life is good

I have news.

Milo the guide pup is all grown up. He's passed all his testing with flying colours - best of his litter - and there's a person waiting for him

Good boy Milo. Good job.

Milo is growing up. Only 90% of his day is spent on cuddling, and he feels this is not enough

I bought myself a market trolley today. Why did I not arrange this years ago?

I’d like you all to meet my tiny son.

Feeling much better. Inventory of my house turned up an abandoned bag that isn’t mine. Got my iPad and wallet back…and some paperwork with a name and address on it.

Just got off the phone with the crime scene people. They want that paperwork

I went downstairs to the bin room. Left my door unlocked, because it's only as far as the bin room.

Came back up to find A STRANGER IN MY FUCKING HOUSE

My parents get a guide dog puppy to foster today. I am resigned to the fact I will no longer be the favourite child

BRB, going to Inverloch. Holiday!