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[-] experbia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I love how there's basically nothing but love for Tool in these comments. I'm a big fan of whatever Maynard James Keenan's touching. I adore Puscifer and listen constantly (Grand Canyon is my current obsessive-replay song.. once again), APC literally always fucks hard so it's always an option, and Tool scratches an itch I can't get anywhere else. Saw Tool live finally, too, just like last year.

[-] MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I got a 10,000 Days launch CD hand me down from my dad. One of the ones with the Lenses and the Images. It’s been an obsession ever since

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

[-] t_berium@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

This phase has been lasting for 25 years, two live concerts and there's no end in sight.

[-] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

How about that Mandelbrot set?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Fully expected a handyman meme or two

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 46 points 12 hours ago

phase??? I've been actively into Tool since the 90s

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

Back in the day, my stepdad worked overseas so we found ourselves at the airport quite often. Remember how they used to have those courtesy phones where you pick up, talk to an operator, and ask them to make an announcement in the airport to have someone pickup and connect you?

My brother and I would go to those phones and request that they page Reverend Maynard James Keenan. Then they'd announce over the intercom "Reverend Maynard James Keenan please pickup a white courtesy phone. Reverend Maynard James Keenan please pickup a white courtesy phone." Then we'd lose our minds laughing. I don't know why we thought it was so funny, but hopefully some other Tool fans at the time were walking through the airport and did a double take.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Look at that OGT

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Somehow the pieces fit.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

super advanced version

Does this "fit"? It does, if you will relax and enjoy the ride.:-)

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago

Funny thing... I had the original green jello album (before they got sued and had to change to green jelly).

It was my first CD.

Awesome weird brutal sounds. Loved it. No clue who the members were. Listened

One day I was walking through the record store and saw these eyes. These fucking fucked up acid dream demon eyes.

I bought the album.

Fucking opiate.

Fucking Maynard was on the green jello album. (The high pitched voice on 3 little pigs)

Anyway, I still listen to tool. Not so such green jello.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Heh, I had the green jello cassette. I thought it was weird when I saw them featured in Maximum Carnage as Green Jelly.

I've never listened to tool, though. What's a good start?

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Damn, I had no idea that Maynard was on the that green jello album. That was also my first CD I ever got. Probably from Sam Goody in the mall to play on my sony discman in like 1993 or something.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The whole back story of tool, Maynard, green jello, and Danny Carey is bonkers.

I think it's a Rick Beato interview with Danny Carey where he goes into it all.

Brb.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ErsWJw28XU

He starts talking about it at the very beginning of the interview.

The whole video is gold, though. Beato does another with Maynard.

Carey definitely comes across as more grounded and likeable.

[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago

Every... Tool... Song... Sounds.. Like... This...

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

Or. They. Sound like. Words combined. Sometimes in German. It is awesome and creative. As a new stoner, I was obsessed from the get go. Now look at me walking it back. I ran out of space... Here's the end

(I worked hard of this dammit, someone better catch it)

[-] corbs132@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Dat Fibonacci

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 6 points 8 hours ago

As the syllables go I catch on to your pattern

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You can understand the reason!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

Talking bout that recipe?

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Umm. Eulogy. Right in Two. Stinkfist. Sober.

Maybe you mean he sings in rhythm? I dunno? That's usually what good artists do.

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Pay no attention to my username....

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 9 hours ago

Tell me about your wine.

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Sour grape juice good.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 6 hours ago

Nope, not the real Maynard, the real one wouldn't miss an opportunity to talk about his wine.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

Oh shit, you're like famous. I heard you once on a ratm song!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 24 points 12 hours ago

What is this "phase", as if anyone would grow out of this awesomeness? 😎

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Spiral out, keep going…

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago

I got into tool with Aenima and it didn't leave my car cassette player for two months. Thankfully they were more into talking shit about Henry Rollins at the time.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

yeah, shit ends up at the bottom.

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

What did I miss?

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

A lot of people believe(d) Eulogy is about Henry Rollins, though nobody knows and theories include L. Ron Hubbard, Jesus, Keenan himself, and Jesus.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 hours ago

I always liked A Perfect Circle and so I listened to TOOL but didn't really get into them until I brought up the lyrics that I could never really hear because all I had was Ænima and the mixing on that entire album kinda sucks; the vocals are damn near washed out.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 10 hours ago

Perfect Circles first album is pretty much a perfect record.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 8 hours ago

It's even better live.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

I got front row seats to that. Every single thing was perfect

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm jealous of you both

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago

I saw fractals on LSD listening to Tool.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Ahhh a Supernatural meme template. You love to see it

[-] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I feel Dean has so many meme-worthy moments.

[-] catsup@lemmy.one 3 points 11 hours ago

Context? Looking up "Tool" only shows definitions of the word tool lol

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago

I got you: 46&2

[-] catsup@lemmy.one 3 points 9 hours ago

Thank you!

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 13 hours ago

Seriously, though, their song Lateralus....

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