Would love an update haha
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A small bottle of olive oil. It's very high calorie so it will keep you somewhat energized in small quantities. Consumed in small amounts you may be able to go three days without shitting.
I can't imagine myself consuming more than a spoonful of oil, any oil
Olive oil is actually delicious. Can't speak to using it for non-poopy reasons, but throw some in a bowl, add a splash of balsamic vinegar, sprinkle in some chunky rock salt, and dip the bougiest bread you can find in that shit! Delicious!
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I once survived 3 days without pooping at a festival. The secret was 15 liters of beer and ~ 9 cans of ravioli. But I peed A LOT.
Larger amounts of beer have a laxative effect, at least on me. Hey Lemmy, who's the odd one, me or BoJack?
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Use anti diarrhea medication, for example Loperamide, it's available in every normal pharmacy (found it in France and Germany, no idea where you are). It will basically numb all your muscles in your gut and it will become impossible to poop.
For three days that should be fine, but you should reduce your food volume a bit.
This is unhealthy and stupid!!! But it works and is not crazy dangerous for your body.
P.S.:I guess you should just overcome your social fears and poop like a normal person.
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Cheese.
Just don't eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.
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Just adding a comment so people will believe me when I tell them I was here when the "3 days without pooping" post happened :)
Good luck on your journey, OP!
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I wonder if doing a colon cleanse beforehand help? Similar to what people do before a colonoscopy.
Also, it is an odd request but Iβm now fully vested in your post to see what others suggest.
My thoughts as well.
238 g of Miralax mixed into 2 L of flavored sports drink. Drink all of it over the course of 24 hours at least 24 hours before the event.
Then immodium 2 mg twice daily to maintain a poop free existence.
Warning: this WILL work but also runs the risk of damaging your GI tract of maintained for too long.
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Why do you need this?
I think David Blane talked about this on Hot Ones
I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It canβt take up too much space. What food do I pack?
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
I mean, working overtime in Amazon is no shame