this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 126 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] takeda@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, don't even need a strap on for pegging ;)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I don't

But other people probably do

[–] Skoobie@lemmy.film 67 points 2 years ago

That's how you turn a date into a relationship.

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Oh, did you want to come over to my house?

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] schema@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Instant keeper.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Oh, that? That's just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that's weird?"

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

[–] istdaslol@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago

Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a sign that she's clearly a slug.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a Dead by Daylight player I don't like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I was meaning slugger as in the common American trope of a baseball player that hits home runs regularly, didn't know Dead by Daylight had those!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

I just are a grape

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.

Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago

I would fuck her twice 😍

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

Decoy snail

[–] teuast@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

take me to snurch (snail church)

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 2 years ago

It's like snail snot lol

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Waifu material right there

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would you show her your katana?

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But the blade is bent to the right.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A bent knife bleeds deeper.