198
DevOps (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
top 8 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 months ago

Less documentation means more job security.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 41 points 2 months ago

"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

"It works. What more do you want?"

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 17 points 2 months ago

Security by obscurity!!!

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 months ago

Devs:

I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

What I stand up in AWS I don't know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago

The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn't running.

[-] barf@vegantheoryclub.org 14 points 2 months ago

Ok but hear me out we’ll just put it in a Docker container and that’ll make it better

this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
198 points (99.5% liked)

Programmer Humor

32706 readers
1381 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS