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[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago

When the light is green, the smork is clean

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

When the light is brown the smork is frown.

[-] pezhore@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

I want one. But only if it screams, "ALAM! ALAM!" when it's set off.

[-] BleakBluets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Woah oh Blek Berty"

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

AMBEL

RAMPS

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Smorks can be dangerous if their natural food sources are disrupted,

[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds Australian

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Mine keeps repeatedly asking me about my car's extended warranty

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"SMORK ALAM" sounds like something out of a surreal meme. All it missing is Meme Man smoking a cigarette in front of it.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

i prefer smonk alonks

[-] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

o ou mean smirk?

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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