Died? It's more like sent back. I had a job to do and my union is very precise on it's terms. I did get a promotion though.

"We seek The One Ring!"

"No thanks, we already have one!"

Getting full HP upon level up is canon. That explains so much in the trilogy.

It was just a scratch

A scratch? You fell for several minutes

I've had worse

You lie

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