Sounds like you don't know how to jam.

No! I vanted orange!

"Neat!"

It needs to be realocated even now and it isn't. No reason to think a secession would change things.

They're waiting for new material.

The best part is the topic being pinned.

👂🔫👨‍🚀

Always has been

It's super obviously a joke, probably with a large dose of mareting stunt.

This reminds me of what happened to me many years ago. I was riding a moderately packed tram to school, still half asleep, when a guy came up to me and showed me an ID card. I thought he was a ticket inspector and so I look my pass and showed it to him. He nodded and went away.

Only after a few seconds my brain finally managed to decipher what was written on his card - that he's disabled. So obviously I jumped up and lead him to my seat with apologies, but I found it hilarious how we both apparently misunderstood each of our ID's, just in opposite directions.

Based.

The car goes out of view for a but and then fails to appear when you'd expect it to which draws your attention just before the face appears. It's subtle and devious.

I did and turns out this fact is made of wood.