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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 134 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment "Hey, you can suck your own dick!" and flexible kid immediately yelled "SHUT UP!". Which told us all he'd done it.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn't have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

"It's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."

[-] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.

Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don't force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There's probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 3 days ago

If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't ever leave the house.

[-] And009@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

Pairs well with a choking fetish

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago

I'm not jealous. You are!

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 81 points 4 days ago

Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I can't believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

[-] mysteryname101@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Shhh. It reveals our age.

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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 4 days ago

I mean, it's all relative to the size of your steeple

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

You sound like you can't smell your own shit on your knees

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can't explain that one lol

[-] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 3 points 2 days ago

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

[-] basmati@lemmus.org 109 points 4 days ago

You shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah, they can't make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it's just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

[-] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 25 points 4 days ago

They say it's more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a win-win in my book.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[-] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say....

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Back, not neck.

... I'm told.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.

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