In other words, OP's mom.

I'm gonna gruntle so hard today!

My circle is 94.6% perfect, can you beat that? https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/

Decipher #147 💥 Failed in ⏱️ 29m 8s https://decipher.wtf

This one was rough for me, but I like the saying!

Save the animals!! Immediately euthanizes 40,000 cats

The best of the best get to stand awkwardly in an office waiting to find out why their bits are itchy. Winners!

You mean the majority of voting Americans?

Decipher #144 deciphered in ⏱️ 8m 21s ⭐⭐ https://decipher.wtf

I couldn't keep watching. Sorry about that, brakes were really cold?! How was he allowed to keep racing for them?!

Damn, that's a hell of a snake bite.

I hate that people don't recognize the depth of what intelligence can be. You alluded to athletic intelligence, but there's so many more. Emotional intelligence is a big buzzword, but just being a kind person is a reflection of that type.

Some of the most insufferable people I've ever met are "smart" but holy shit would I prefer to spend my time with someone else.

I don't think there is a great way to quantify intelligence, but IQ and MENSA ain't it. And chess is just boring. I'm not good at it because I don't want to be.

I can tell the creator of this picture is a cat owner. As a dog owner, I just carry their shit home. But sometimes you just need to get rid of it.